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Last week, I was watching (with which I have some issues with but maybe more on it later) and I started thinking about famous/classic quotes from Hindi movies – or ‘dialogues’ as one should say since in almost all Hindi films you will find credits for ‘Dialogue’ in addition to the usual ‘Screenplay’ and ‘Story’. However, inspite of having this dedicated person penning the dialogues, most of them are quite banal and used repeatedly in various films (e.g look, and ). Still some quotes like ‘Kitne aadmi the’ transcend the cliches and live in our memories. So I set out to compile the top 10 memorable/classic quotes from Hindi movies. Lists are always subjective and I am by no means a voracious watcher of Hindi films – hence I may have missed some – anyone reading this are welcome to come up with their own list or add to this.
(Additionally, one could argue quite persuasively that all good dialogues are either in Sholay or uttered on screen by Amitabh – but I have tried to mix things a bit).10. Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi – Maine Pyar Kiya: I know, I know – very tacky – but it had become quite famous at the time of its release.
Also I had to have one ‘romantic’ quote. Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho.warna na ho – Shaarabi – one of the many funny Amitabh quotes (incidentally most of them are spoken when he is drunk) 8. Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai – Kaalicharan – the quote that spawned hundreds of ‘Ajit jokes’. Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do – I know – its one of those hackneyed dialogues – but I included it since it was used so many times by this one actor, speaking into a meagphone! Paanch ruapiya bara ana – Chalti Ka Naam Gadi – the most memorable monetary transaction? Ki.kikiKiran – Darr – The beginning of SRK’s endless hamming. Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar – One of the very few times perhaps when Amitabh’s co-actor has run away with the better dialogue.
Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India – has an entire on this. Kitne aadmi the – Sholay – I am sure there will be very little arguement on this. (Btw, check this ) Other contenders: Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai – Sholay Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai – Kaaliya I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can run in english.because english is a phunny language – Namakhalal I am sure there are some more out there – can’t remember them now.
Since, I am still feeling too lazy to write some actually meaningful posts (even though no one has ever accused me of writing ‘meaningful’ stuff), I thought I will borrow a page from this blogger, and repost some of my older stuff. I wrote this piece on Hindi film dialogues a little less than a year back when I had a different blog (on Blogger) and subsequently migrated it to the present blog. However, according to WP’s ‘Blog Stats’, this one actually gets the highest viewership among all the posts in my blog, easily beating the writings on Immigration or Quizzing (both of which got some exposure through DesiPundit). Much of this traffic comes by the way of searches for ‘Top Hindi movie dialogues’, ‘famous hindi film quotes’, ‘romantic dialogues ‘Amitabh dialogues’, and variations thereof.
So why not bring it back to the top of the heap anyway? Rangeela: Abbey pair neeche kar, Abbey tu picture dekhney aaya hai ke pair?
Aaye, Fan chalu kar, The A/C is on sir. Munna wokeh raha hai ke AC chal raha hai. Haan to usko bol na moonh idhar ghumayega. Prem chopda dialogues: 1)Gayi bhains paani main.
2)Nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya? 3)Mera Naam PREM CHOOPDAA hai Shakti Kapoor: Aaain teli tya maa mal dayi hai?
To fil taali tyopn nai bajata? Det ta nahin hai hamale laja baabu ko kitna majaa aa raha hai? Kya namaste namastey laga rakkhi hai?
Daawat pe aaye ho kya? Ashok Saraf in Karan Arjun: Thakur to ggggiyo The entire movie “Baap numbari, Beta Dus nambari” tum yahan do minute ruko, main 5 minute main aata hoon. Some newbies here add to the old glory of bollywood famous dialogues: some of my favorites: hamare indore bhaisaab, paanch saal se chutar ghis rahe hai iski khatir. Omkara badi lakdi mat utha chutiye aur bewkoof mein dhage bhar ke pharak hega aur jo dhaga hainch do, to kaun hai bewkoof, kaun chu., karod rupe ka prashan hai bhaiya. Saif in omkara. Chachi 420 kaise bhool sakte hain hari convert godbolesaari lag gayi saari saari lag gayi. Khurana sahab loves u?
Guess which movie is this? I can write endlessly on this topic. Phata Poshter. Nikla HERO!!!
Ye aaya mera Vijju. Ye haath hamain de de thakur!!! Main tera Khoon pee jaunga Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!! Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon Agar mujhe 7 din ki chutti mil jaye to main to bistar se utthun hee nahin. Vahin soun, utthun, khaana khaaun, fir soo jaun, utthu, khaana khaun, fir so jaun, uthu, vahin AAANNH karo fir so jaun (Sattey pe satta) Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai aapney? Arrey Mukhtar singh vo aadmi hai jis se Police to police public bhee kaanpti hai. Scene from sattey pe satta where Amitabh visits Hema to give TARBOOZ.
& she throws the tarbooz out & calls Gorkha. Man the list is ENDLESS. This Bollywood is driving my crazy I guess. More so ‘The Amitabh Bachan’. I never wrote any blog ever (leave apart a few techy ones on experts-exchange etc.)since my rendezvous with internet and would never have if it was not for Bollywood.
‘usse bada, haaan. Guru aur buddhu. Duniya ki gaai hai gaai gai nahin bhains. Nahin bhains to kaali hoti hai gaai.
Aur duniya ki kisi burai ke baare mein use kuch nahin maaloom’. Mom ki aankh, mom ka naak, mom ke honth, mom ka ‘.’ the way bacchan actuates this mind blowing. Hi a very common dialogue in all the movies 1-MAIN TUMHARE BACCHE KI MAA BANENE WALI HOOO. 2-MUJH BHAGWAN KEY LIYE CHOOD DO.
Famous dialogues of AMITABH BACHHAN. 1-JAO PEHLE USKA SIGN LEY KAR AAO JISNE MERE HAATHO MEY YE LIKH DIYA!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-AAJ MERE PAAS BANGLA HAIN,GADI HAI,BANK BALANCE HAI TUMARE PAAS KYA HAI.
Famous dialogues of SHOLEY 1Basanti inn kutto key saMNE MAT NACHNA. 2Itna sannata kyu hai bhai?????????? 3EEEE haath humko de de thakur. A-Jaani jinke ghar siso key hothe hai wo dusro key ghar par pathar nai phekha karte. Here are some funny dialogues from KHOSLA KA GHOSLA. 1) Bunty: (reading a writing on the brick wall) “Yahaan pishaab karna mana hai.oye kamaal hai ji. Hum yahaan pishaab karne thode hi aaye hain?” 2) Bunty: “Ab ke waale ghar se south kahaan padega?” Cherry: “Ab ke waale se bhi wahin padega.” Bunty: “Lo ji.
Aise hi tees kilometer door jameen le li hai” 3) Sudha: “Waiseyeh Yuvraj naam kaise rahega?” Bunty: “Oh ji yeh cricketon waale naam safe nahin hote. Kal ko woh run banana band karega aur jootiyan isko padengi.” 4) Vijinder: “Arre auntyji” Bunty: “Oye aunty ko maar goli tu mere se baat kar. Us din to bade thain thain se note gin raha tha!”.
Great dialogues people here are some of favorites. Munnabhai: eh circuit tu sala gaon jaake kya karega tere ko tu hal bhi chalana nahin aata circuit: eh bhai agar hal mein chalaunga tu sala behll kya karega. Munnabhai: eh circuit tere ko pata hai sharer mein 110 type ka haddi hota hai todne ke time apun log sochtey they kia. Shaaka: shaaka agar maal dena janta hai tu lena bhi janta hai dharmendra from phool aur patthar. Jabbar: koi shak mithunda in ghulami. Boxerbhai: jabse is rah pe chala hun na kafan saath leke ghumta hun mein.
Sanjubaba in hathyar rahul: tum hi mera pagalpan ho tum hi mera junoon hoo i love u k k k k kiran. Srk in darr balubalram: saamp ko doodh pila rahe ho sarkar sanjubaba in khalnayak chainu: shyaam se keh dena ke shainu aaya tha agar aaj ke baad mere kisi bhi pathe pe haath uthaya tu mujhse bura koi nahin hoga shatrguhan sinha in mere apne i think the dialogue goes like this. Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi. Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat.
Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. Look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously.
We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run. Ranjeet: O.K., O.K. Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up. Classics from Andaaz apna apna.
Hey u need to dedicate a thread to this movie. Tum janver lok jungle mai kya ker rehe ho? Galti se mistake ho gaya. Gogoji aap ka ghagrauthata hu uthata hu. Mai Teja hu, mark idher hai.
Mark ko maro goli, mai teja hu. Yeh teja teja kya haicrimmaster gogo poochta hai ki Hiray kaha hai?
Mai tera game ker dalunga. The scene when Amer-prem meet Paresh Raval with the randsom money is a hoot Teja::Chillata kyu hai Amer::Ham kya kacche khiladi nahi haipehle uncle ko do fir paise lo Prem::Ye le ye le Amer::Rook. Pehle uncle ko bhej Teja::Yeh dekh yeh dekh (Points his gun) Amer::Prem kya ker raha hai, mai kub se keh raa hu He takes the thaili and says Yeh kya hai?
Maiyat ka firoothi ka chandamai kya chindichor dhikta hoo kya?? Prem::Malik jitna tha utna laya hu. Amer::Dus lakh!!
Dus lakh kahase late hum, Tumhe ladkiyoko kidnaab kernatha or uncle se magnatha. Tumhara plan hi galat hai. Lagta hai kaccha khiladi ha. He gives the potli to his man and says maine inko 10lakh lane keliye kaha thainlok thaili mai laye the guy says, boss ek ek lakh ke dus cheques hogay. While leaving he says khaberdaar!! Ek rupiya bhi kherch mat kerna. These are some lines which i like very much.
Sarkar: tujhe maarne keliye mara yehan hona jaruri nehi hei. Lekin tujhe marta hun dekhna ka maza mein khana nehi chahtahu Sharabi: Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso?
Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata Trishul:Mai panch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai thanks and cheers. Sholey- Gabbar: kitne aadmi the re Kalia: sarkar do Gabbar: Suvar ke bacho vo do aur tum teen fir bhi wapas aa gaye aa thu. Gabbar: Are o Sambha kitni goli hai re os bandook mein Sambha: sarkar che Gabbar: Aadmi tin aur gili che bohut naainsafi hain dishkaun.
Gabbar: Ab barabar hai Aadmi tin aur goli bhi tin ab maja ayega Khat Gabbar: bajgaya sala Khat Gabbar: ye bhi bajgaya Gabbar: Ab tera kya hoga kalia Kalia: Sardar maine to aap ka namak khaya hai Sardar Gabbar: To ab gili kha Khat Gabbar: Ye bhi bach gaya ha ha ha ha ha ha Gabbar: teenu Harmjade bach gaye Ha ha ha ha dishkaun. Gabbar: Jo dar Gaya samjho mar gaya. Good Work Everyone would like to add some more Sholay: 1. Abe mausi se kon shaadi karega, saalo 2.
Main aa raha hoon mausi Mausi ji!!! Ab kya karoo Mausi mera to dil hi kuch aisa hai to main baat apkki samjhoo? Aadhe idhar jaao. Aadhe udhar jaao baaki mere peeche aao 5.
Pistol jail me aa chuka hai Andaaj apna apna: 1. Aap gyani hain dhyani hain antaryami hai main to kahta hoon aap purush hi nai hain mahapurush hain.
Shaabash mere sher ab aaya hai oot pahaad k neeche!!! Golmaal (old): Mr. Utpal datt Tum us se shaadi karogi jis se main prem karta hoon!!! Aapka bhatti kidhar hai?
Khosla ka ghosla one of my fav when bunty asks cherry about America 1. Oye tu sacchi ja raha hai america charry noded bunty again: teri to ban gayee yaar 2. Khosla saab jameen k maamle itne tedhe hote hain baad me sambhalte nai hain.
Rakh to main bina warrant k bhi rakh sakta hoon cherry: what do you mean? Meaning to main tanne andar samjhaaonga lock up me! Badee der se english jhaad raha hai!
Sethi saab saal me do baar india aate hain ek baar tirupati ka chakkar lagaate hain ek baar mata k darshan k liye 6. Lo uncle ji maaro chot 7. Par us k chaakar me humaare balbir pahalwan ko jail jaana pada (balbir pahalwaan greeting) 8. Jaat: vo jaha kahee bhi milte par yaha na milte Chasme baddoor: khushbudaar jhaagwala chamko.
Saeed jaaferey:jab tak mere paise nai mil riye main nai tal riya ?. Gurukant Desai: Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai. Unke waqt main gulami kanoon tha, unhone naya kanoon banaya humari azadi ka kanoon.
Main bapu nahi hoon main bas apna dhanda karna janta hoon, mehnat janta hoon garibi janta hoon. Do kameez ek biwi aur ek saale le kar Bombay aaya tha socha tha business karoonga. Yahan pahuncha to dekha ki dhande karne ke saare darwaze band the. Who khulte the to sirf ameeron ke liye.
Sarkari darwaze the yeh aap ke banaye hue ya to laat mar kar khulte the ya ji hazoori de ke. Maine dono kiya jahan laat mar sakta tha laat maari, jahan bola salaam do maine bola salaam lo. Aaj mujhe yahan khada kar ke aap log yeh kah rahe ki yeh aadmi itni laat kyon marta hai, sala salam bahut karta hai. Kis baat se naraz hai aap meri tarakki se ya meri trakki ki tezi se ya isliye sab gaussa hai ki ek mamooli ganwar ki had se aagey chala gaya hoon main Aapne ilzaam lagaya hai na mujhe par excise, custom, income tax ye tax who tax.jab dhanda maine shuru kiya tha In sab shabdon ka matlab nahi janta tha kai baar gira hoon tab jaa kar seekha hoon. Paise bachane ke liye Payedhooni se 20-20 km chala hoon Kelasilk ka ye bada gadda sar pe dho ke.
Paise ki keemat kya hoti hai main janta hoon, agar paisa ban sakta tha to maine banaya hai lekin sirf apne liye nahi apne 30 lakh shareholders ke liye bhi. Aapke kuch 3 minute baaki hai Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata, ye ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta hoon lekin apne dhande ka mazboot khiladi hoon main. Polyster banana janta hoon fibre, chemical wo bhi A1 quality ka sabse saste daam main. Yeh hai meri galti is liye maafi mangoon aap se.Petrol pump attendant tha main dabbe le ke ghoomta hai jaise apna desh haath faila ke ghoomta hai world bank ke aagey paise de do sadak banana hai.
Kyon na badle kismet humari humari aur humare desh ki, aap chahte hai main humesha petrol pump attendant rahoon. Humein kyon teesri duniya bulaya jaata hai humein bhi haq hai pehli duniya ban ne ka aur hum ban sakte hai. Hum wahan pahunch sakte hai who upar top tak. Yahan tak pahunchne ke liye bahut kuch khoya hai maine yeh haath khoye hai maine latka rehta hai sala. Aur jab tak yeh enquiry khatam hogi na jaane kya kya kho doonga main apni awaz, apna dimaag.
Lekin ek cheez aap mujhse nahi cheen paoge who hai meri himmat, who nahi khoonga main. Kyone ki meri himaat aam aadmi ki himmat hai, Is desh ki himmat hai. Arey is desh ki tarakki par kaunsi enquiry bithayenge aap aur humein kaun si enquiry rok payegi. Aap ne mujhe 5 minute diya than a sadhe 4 minute main sab khatam kar diya. 30 second munafa yahi hota hai business aur agar iske liye bhi aap mujhe sazaa sena chahe to de dijiye Gurukant Desai saza se nahi darta. Are mausi,waise ladka hira hai hira! Kamane ka kya hai ab jue mein roz roz to jeet nahi sakta hai, kabhi kabhi haar bhi jata hai.
Lekin ladke ki kismat bahut achhi hai. Kabhi kuch bura nahi kehta hai. Haal lekin daaroo aisi cheez hai ki 1 baar andar gayi to fir achhe bura ka kaha dhyaan rehta hai. Waise ye jyada daroo bhi nahi peeta lekin jub bhi wo naachne waali ke paas jata hai to pata nahi ise kya ho jata haipeeta hi chala jaata hai, control hi nahi kar pata hai! Main to kehta hoon ki rishte ki liye issey achha ladka milana mushkil hai. Haan bas ghar ka thikaana nahi hai.
Uska kya hai aaj nahi to kal wo bhi ho jayega. Lekin ladka hira hai “hira. My Favorites from Sharaabi Vicky:”Khile mein jang ladi jaathi hain, raha nahi jaatha.” Vicky:”Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hain? Jigar ka dard upar se nahi maloom hota hain.” Vicky:”Hamaari Zindigi ka tamboo, teen bamboo pe khada hain” Vicky:”Munshiji, aapki baatein sirse upar jaaraha hain, zara level pe baat kijiye.” Vicky:”Chaand to ek hi hain, eh baako ke teen kahan se laayenge?” Vicky:Aaj kal ke daur mein hasi ki fasal ugti kaha hai, Meena ji? Ya toh deewana hase ya tu jise taufeeq de, warna is duniya mein aakar muskurata kaun hain? Vicky:Inki taarif kya kare meena ji, yeh toh sir se pao tak taarif hi taarif.
Vicky:tofa dene wale ki niyat dekhi jaathi hain, uska keemat nahi. Vicky:Kooshish zaroor kijiyega, kyun ki waade aksar toot jaate hain, kooshisein kaamiyab hojaate hain. Vicky: Govardanseth, Samunder mein Tairnewaale Kuwe aur talaabon me dubki lagaya nahi karte.
Govardanseth: Mein Samja nahi. Vicky: Aap Samjengebhi nahi, Baat zara level ki hai. Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Ab kya batayein mausi!!
Waise ladka hira hai hira! Kamane ka kya hai ab aadmi jue mein roz roz to jeet nahi sakta hai, kabhi haar bhi jata hai. Lekin ladke ki kismat bahut achhi hai. Kabhi kuch bura nahi kehta hai. Haan lekin daaroo aisi cheez hai ki 1 baar andar gayi to fir achhe bura ka kaha dhyaan rehta hai. Waise ye jyada daroo bhi nahi peeta lekin jub bhi wo naachne waali ke paas jata hai to pata nahi ise kya ho jata haipeeta hi chala jaata hai, control hi nahi kar pata hai!
Main to kehta hoon ki rishte ki liye issey achha ladka milna mushkil hai. Haan bas ghar ka thikaana nahi hai. Uska kya hai aaj nahi to kal wo bhi ho jayega. Lekin ladka hira hai “hira”. New diloge form salman from (wanted) movie 1: Ek bar jo mai nay commitment kar de ya phir to mai apna aap ki bhi nahi sunta.
Sohail khan 2: Bhijan mai to asiqk hu ek bar marugaa. Sanjay dutt from (plan). 3: Maana tu nay Ali bhai ka khana, Maana mai nay ali bhia ka khana, par tu is bhuday ki bath ko serious li mat lay naa, hamesha MUSHA say bach k rehana. Junior artis from (sholley). 4: Bhai yah susat kya hota hai, jab a-mir log marta hai to ousa susat khata hai.
Junior artis from (vastav) 5: (kuch saran karo) khun hai garam to kai ke saram. “picture abhi baaki hai mere dost” “bhaagne ki koshis mat karna police ne tumhe charo taraf se gher liya hai” “kya soch kar aaye the??? Sardar khus hoga??
Shabashi dega??” “itna sannata kyon hai bhai” “bhaiya mere rakhi k bandhan ko nibhana” “utha k patak dungikaraate aate hai mujhe” “mobile, phone, ya fax.koi no. To dede?” “sandel ka no.
Hilarious dialogue list: -“aap chinta mat kijiye, jab ghass ugegi to ghoda apne aap aa jayega” -Dhamal -“bahut dard ho raha hai bhaiek quarter mil jata to.Sala kidney nikal liya be!!!!” RUN -“kabira speaking(sunil shetty version)” – HERA PHERI -“gaonwalo aaj tumko meri baat sunni pading”- dharmendra SHOLEY “aaiye mein aapko lift de deta hoon -nahi hum log chale jayenge waise aapko jana kaha hai? – hum post office nahi ja rahe hai aur hamare pass koi chitthi bhi nahi hai kaun si chitthi?
– wahi jisme aapke baare mein kuchh nahi likha hai aur hum ye bhi nahi jaante ki aap kaun hai” Paresh rawal and akshay kumar – AWARA PAGAL DEEWANA. Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London when he is talking to the British man at the party and he talks about India’s achievements? Mr PringIe, he’d Iike to teII you something about India When we greet one another, we foId our hands in namastey because we beIieve that God resides in the heart of every human being.
We come from a nation where we aIIow a Iady of CathoIic origin to step aside for a Sikh to be sworn in as Prime Minister to a MusIim President to govern a nation of over 80 percent Hindus. It may aIso interest you to know that many of the origins to your words come from Sanskrit. For exampIe, maatr becomes mother bhratr becomes brother, giamiti becomes geometry trikonniti becomes trigonometry. We have 5600 newspapers magazines in over twenty-one different Ianguages with a combined readership of over 120 miIIion.
We have reached the moon and back, but yet you people still feel that we’ve onIy reached as far as the Indian rope trick We are the third largest pool in the word of doctors, engineers and scientists. Maybe your grandfather didn’t teII you that we have the third Iargest army in the worId.
And even then, I foId my hands in humiIity before you because we don’t beIieve we are above or beneath any individuaI. And namastey.
Kashinath humein khushi tumhari bahaduri dekh kar tumhe bhi khushi hogi Yeh jhankar ke aaj ke baad tum mere group mein kaam karoge Yeh majdoor ka haath hai kaatiya loha pigla kar uska akar badal deta hai, yeh taqat khoon pasiney se kamayie hoyie roti ki hai mujhe kisi ke tukron pe palne ki zarurat nahin. Keedein makhode ki tarha gali mein rehne se bahder hai ke hum mardo mein Raho sher ki tarha Pinjre mein akar tu sher bhi kuuutta ban jaata hai kaatiya tu chahta hai tere mein jahan kuuuutta banke rahun tu kahe tu bhonkon tu kahe tu katun, Aisa hi samjho toh kya hamare saath kaam karoge toh naam hoga tumhara Enaam melinge rupiya paisa milenge izzat hogi tuhmari aur log darenge tumse darakar logon ko woh jeeta hai jiski hadiyon mein paani bhara hota hai. Agar marad banne ka itna hi shock hai tu kuuutton ka sahara lena chood de katiya.
Sunny deol in ghatak Kashinath humein khushi tumhari bahaduri dekh kar tumhe bhi khushi hogi Yeh jhankar ke aaj ke baad tum mere group mein kaam karoge Yeh majdoor ka haath hai kaatiya loha pigla kar uska akar badal deta hai, yeh taqat khoon pasiney se kamayie hoyie roti ki hai mujhe kisi ke tukron pe palne ki zarurat nahin. Keedein makhode ki tarha gali mein rehne se bahder hai ke hum mardo mein Raho sher ki tarha Pinjre mein akar tu sher bhi kuuutta ban jaata hai kaatiya tu chahta hai tere mein jahan kuuuutta banke rahun tu kahe tu bhonkon tu kahe tu katun, Aisa hi samjho toh kya hamare saath kaam karoge toh naam hoga tumhara Enaam melinge rupiya paisa milenge izzat hogi tuhmari aur log darenge tumse darakar logon ko woh jeeta hai jiski hadiyon mein paani bhara hota hai. Agar marad banne ka itna hi shock hai tu kuuutton ka sahara lena chood de katiya. “Tumhara naam kya hai basanti?”- Sholay yun ki ye kaun bola- Sholay aj khush to bahut hoge tum hain- Deewar Hey bhagwaan tera lakh lakh suhkr hai- all the movies Agar 5 min or der ho jaati to- all the movies Maine injection de diya hai thodi der me hosh aa jayega- all the movies Main aj bhi fenke hue paise nahi uthata- Deewar Aye pushpa- Amar Prem Agneepath agneepath- Agneepath Ab kya karun mausi, mera to dil hi kuch aisa hai.
To main rishta pakka samjhoon- Sholay Basanti in kutton ke samne mat naachna- Sholay Prem, prem chopra hai naam mera- Bobby Don ka intezar to 11 mulkon li police kar rahi hai, lekin soniya, don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai- Don Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao jisne mere hath par yeh likh diya tha – Deewar Inhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zarurat hai- All movies. :Phata Poshter. Nikla HERO!!!
Ye aaya mera Vijju. Ye haath hamain de de thakur!!! Main tera Khoon pee jaunga Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!! Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon Agar mujhe 7 din ki chutti mil jaye to main to bistar se utthun hee nahin. Vahin soun, utthun, khaana khaaun, fir soo jaun, utthu, khaana khaun, fir so jaun, uthu, vahin AAANNH karo fir so jaun (Sattey pe satta) Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai aapney? Arrey Mukhtar singh vo aadmi hai jis se Police to police public bhee kaanpti hai. Scene from sattey pe satta where Amitabh visits Hema to give TARBOOZ.
& she throws the tarbooz out & calls Gorkha. Man the list is ENDLESS. Itni Shiddat se maine tumhy paany ki koshish ki hai, K har Zarhe nay tumse milane ki saazish ki hia, Kahte hai Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chahoo too, Pori kaynaat usay tumse milne ki kosehesh me lagjati hia, App sab nay mujhy mere chaahat se milaa diya, Ajj is baat k bhe yaaken hoo gaya k humhare filmoo ki tarhan Humhari zindagi mein bhee end tak sab kuch theek hee hoo jata hia Happies ending or aagr theek na hoo, Too woh the end nae picture abhee baaki hia mery dost. From “Om Shanti Om” by SRK.
Oh sorry,ye Dialogue thoda ulta ho gyaNow m gonna share some verry nice dialogues,which are may not so famous but i liked it. Govinda– duniya mera ghar hai, Bus stand mera adda hai, jab chahe chale aana,raju mera naam hai aur pyar se log mujhe kehte hai Coolie No.1! Srk–.Arrey aap to Kh”se aise Khamosh jaise Kh” se khatam ho gaye! Aamir–.oye yaar ache ache D.J piss gaye is jindage ki daud me.
John– Mere Ruiles koi nahi tod sakta,Main bhi nahi Sallu–Dosti me, No sorry No thanks. Hum aam log hai, Mango people”’.
Akshay kumar– arey choti choti battein pakdna seekh gya chotu. Shakti kapoor–Mujhe germany jana hai akshay– kyu, tere pita ki kabar hai vha par abey oh padosiyo ke bacche khaati hai tu Bobby deol—aadmi khatam, kaam khatam. The Best Dialogues of this page.: Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME: Himmat Batayee nahi, Dikhaaye jaati hai.! Amitabh in Sarkar: “Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai karta hoon, fir chahe woh bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, samaaj ke khilaaf ho, police kaanoon ya fir poore system ke khilaaf kyun na ho.” Manoj Vaajpayee in Raajneeti: Khalbali mach gayee hai, single point agenda hai ke kesi hamari ekta ko tode, “Kararaa Jawaab Milega” “Kararaa Jawaab Milega”.!
Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME: “Hamari Tasveeren kheech ke apni dukaan me laga lena shoaib, kabhi jaroorat pade toh dono me se ek bhagwaan chun lena”.! Ajay Devgan in Lajja: “Bhulwa yaha dahaad maarathaye aur waha gajendar ki dhoti geeli hoi jaathi”.
Ajay Devgan in Lajja: “JAI HO MAYYA KI” Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME: “Bas DUA me Yaad Rakhna” SRK in DON2: Shauhrat mera junoon hai, Daulat mera nasha, Kauf mera hathiyar, kadmo me duniya hai, ishaaron pe kismat aur baahon me ha ha ha.!Zindagi se khelna mera shauk hai, khelta hoon apni sharrt, Jeetna meri zid nahi meri aadat hai! Ajay Devgan in Kaal: “Kuch log jungle me shikaar karne aate hain aur, khud shikaar ho jaate hain”! All of the top Ajay is most perfect in dialogue delivery.!he is just superb! The Best Dialogues of this page.: Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME: Himmat Batayee nahi, Dikhaaye jaati hai.! Amitabh in Sarkar: “Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai karta hoon, fir chahe woh bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, samaaj ke khilaaf ho, police kaanoon ya fir poore system ke khilaaf kyun na ho.” Manoj Vaajpayee in Raajneeti: Khalbali mach gayee hai, single point agenda hai ke kesi hamari ekta ko tode, “Kararaa Jawaab Milega” “Kararaa Jawaab Milega”.! Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME: “Hamari Tasveeren kheech ke apni dukaan me laga lena shoaib, kabhi jaroorat pade toh dono me se ek bhagwaan chun lena”.!
Ajay Devgan in Lajja: “Bhulwa yaha dahaad maarathaye aur waha gajendar ki dhoti geeli hoi jaathi”. Ajay Devgan in Lajja: “JAI HO MAYYA KI” Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME: “Bas DUA me Yaad Rakhna” SRK in DON2: Shauhrat mera junoon hai, Daulat mera nasha, Kauf mera hathiyar, kadmo me duniya hai, ishaaron pe kismat aur baahon me ha ha ha.!Zindagi se khelna mera shauk hai, khelta hoon apni sharrt, Jeetna meri zid nahi meri aadat hai!
Ajay Devgan in Kaal: “Kuch log jungle me shikaar karne aate hain aur, khud shikaar ho jaate hain”! All of the top Ajay is most perfect in dialogue delivery.!he is just superb. 3IDIOTS @RANCHO: Kiss ho nahi paati yaar naak bich me aa jaati hai @FARHAN: Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the Baccha kabil bano kabil.
Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi @FRESHERS: Jahapanah tussi great ho.Tohafa kubool karo. @Rancho mimicking Virus: Life is a race.if you dont run fast.you will be like broken anda @SILENCER: warna mai aapar mutra visarjan kar dunga.
@-Viru Sahastrabuddhe: Mr.Raju Rastogi?! -Raju: Yes,Sir!!! -Viru Sahastrabuddhe: Can you tell us how and induction motor starts? -Raju: vroom!!! And the best one Chatur’s speech @CHATUR: Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji.maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai.to uska shreya sirrf ek insaan ko jaata hai Shri Veeru sahastra buddhe.give him a a big hand.he is a great guy really you are. Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege.hami to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai.inhone kadi tapaasya se aapne aapko is kaabil bunaya hai.waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke.seeke inse seeke.
Commonly occurring dialogs in many many movies Kaash tumhare pita (or tumhari maa) zinda hotey (or hoti) to kitney khush hotey! (after the hero has come “first class first” in his exams). Mainey tumhari pasand ka gaajar ka halwa, apney haathon se banaya hai. (Can anyone explain how one can make Gaajar ka halway with someone else’s hands?) Lekin Vekin Kuchh nahi.
Bakomat (typical K N Singh’s dialog) Do Karod ke heerey (and the price of diamonds keep pace with time.) Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (When the hero’s sister gets the attention of a Shakti Kapoor / Prem Chopra / Ranjeet). 1.kyun re safed naagjab dekho naag ki tarah fan fanata kyun rehta hai? Akshay Kumar in Garam Masala 2.aurat banne ka shauk hai.?? Akshay Kumar in Bhool Bhulaiyya 3.aap to jaante hain ki main kabhi jhooth nahin bolta. Prandont know the movie name 4.dil left mein hota haimadhuri dixit left mein pakadti hai.
Bachchu Yadav in Shool 5.arre kalmuhi,karamjali, daayanshaadi hote hee apne pati ko kha gayi. Many movies from the 80s 6.kai re hero.filmi kaliyan khila raha hai?? Ye daal chawal kab khilayega??
Paresh Rawal in Hera Pheri 7.riya jiyegi to mere saath varna nahin jiyegi. John Abraham in Aeitbaar.
Chaddha, tune bijli ki taar se patang utarte hue bacho ko dekha hai? Kuch taarein aisi hoti hai jisse bache bhi patang utar lete hai par damini ka case hath mein leke tune jis taar ko chua hai bijli ka aisa jhatka lagega ki tu jhatakna bhul jayega.
Chaddha.apne aadmiyo se keh de.aise khilone bazaar mein bahot milte hai lekin usse khelne ka jigara mard apne sine mein leke paida hota hai aur yeh dhai kilo ka hath jab kisi pe padta hai tab aadmi uthata nahi uth jata hai aur Chadha.kal tune adalat mein koi bhi chalaki ki tou mein tuje wahi marunga.judge order order karta rahega aur tu pitata rahega. Golmal Amol Palekar: Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6” chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai!! Amol Palekar: Kaun saala kehta hain ki Hitler Mar gaya!!!
Amol Palekar: Meri liye aap aloo ke parathe hi banana. Utpal Dutt: Sirf aloo ke parathe kyon beaatamain tumhe Kalkatte ka RajBhoj kilaunga, mmm.a.a.a.a.Agra ke pethe kilaunga, a,a,a,a,a,nnn,Mathura ke pede kilungaAlwar ke Kalakand kilaunga Amol Palekar: Itni saab kyon sir. Utpal Dutt: Khaaho khaao beeatakhaoge nahi toh takat kahan se aayegi Amol Palekar: Takat???? Utpal Dutt: Haan takatpolice ki maar khane ke liye.(pulls of his false moustache) You Scoundrelmain tumhe zinda nahi choodungaKaalindidarwaaaza bandh karo Truly hilarious!!!
You can also add govinda’s dialogue from Swarg. Ha ha main mujrim hoo, jurm ki kaali duniya ke log mere naam se bhi ka apte hai. Insaniyat k Naam pe ek kala dhabba hoo mai. Main janta hoo; main janta hoo ki tum mere naam se bhi nafrat katti hoo, mujhe bohot galat insaan samajhti ho, magar mera yeh manna hai, ki duniya ka koi insaan galat nhi hota, koi apni maa ke peth se galat paid a nhi hota, koi chor apni khushi se chori nhi krta, koi daaku apni marzi se daka nhi dalta, koi tawaif apni marzi se apna jism nhi bechti. Waqt aur halat, waqt aur halat insaan ko bura banne pay majboor kar dete hai. Aur jaisa ki tum jaanti ho, bhook aur garibi se mare insaan ko kafan bhi naseeb nhi hota. Tab se maine is duniya se ek he cheeze seekhi hai, ek he sabak paya hai; ki is duniya gareeb paida hona koi jurm nhi, koi paap nhi, magar gareeb banna, sabse badaa jurm hai, sabse badaa paap hai!